1)
Whiner - A whiner died as a result of something
I did, which I probably shouldn't have done. Perhaps it
was just a bad judgment call on my part, perhaps I should
have been paying more attention -whatever. I can't get really
upset at a person who punishes for this, but it's still
kind of low. We all make mistakes, there's no real need
to punish. For this action, I don't retaliate in any way.
No kick votes, I'll steal heal, revive and provide ammo...
but, depending on how shitty of a mood I'm in at the time,
it might earn you a retaliation punish if you tk me at any
time in the future.
2)
Whiny-ass cry-babies - These are people who punish
when something occurs that was obviously an accident that
could have happened to anyone. Perhaps you come around a
corner where I am in a hot zone and you have almost no health
left, I let a single shot go before I realize you're on
my team and it kills you. If you punish for something like
that, then you fall into category two and you've earned
all of the retaliation that I've mentioned above, except
for the kick-vote. Cat 2 offenders:[SG_Saberwulf]
3)
Whiny-ass, cry-baby, punk-bitch, little girls - These
are people who drive over friendly mines and punish, who
stand directly behind a tank that is getting fired on and
punish when the tank backs up (most vehicles CAN'T SEE YOU
- GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!), jump out in front of fast
moving vehicles, etc. and then punish when they die. This
action will earn you ALL of the retaliation mentioned above.
You will recieve a kick vote, you will not recieve any heals
or revives from me if I am playing medic, and no ammo if
I am support. I will punish you if you ever TK me for any
reason, and I will NOT go to any great length to step out
of the path of your on coming vehicles. I might even put
a few bullets into your back from time to time, just to
keep your health low if I'm in a particularly shitty mood. Cat 3 offenders:[El-Gorko]
[Illusivexx] [Brindegar]
El-Gorko
- El-Gorko is a retard of the highest order. Here's
what happened, see if you can believe the level of idiocy:
El-Gorko is standing behind me as I chase an enemy into a
tight alley way. The enemy runs into the alley and I lob a
grenade in there. El-Gorko runs from behind me and into the
alley just as the grenade goes off, killing the enemy and
him. However, I happen to be playing medic at the time, and
even though the TK was entirely his fault, I still issue a
quick "Sorry chief" and I revive him. Well, two
seconds later comes the notice, I've been punished for a team
kill! What a fucking retard! Unfortunately, three consecutive
kicks votes were unsuccessful, but needles to say, El-Gorko
didn't receive any further heals or revives from me for the
rest of the game. [Back to top] [Back
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Illusivexx
- Guess
what Illusivexx, you fuck head, TANKS WILL SQUASH YOU! If
you see a tank battling an APC, don't run up to it DIRECTLY
behind it, ESPECIALLY when you see the turret pointed in the
exact opposite direction! And, if you do, and the tank backs
up, don't be a Whiny-ass, cry-baby, punk-bitch, little girl
and punish for what WAS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! A kick vote launched
against Illusivexx was unsuccessful, but it did provoke a
message back from him: "Hey Gator! Don't try to kick
me just because you're too stupid to play the game!" [Back to top] [Back
to Category Heading]
Brindegar
- This guy takes the cake! Here's a moron of the
highest order, and currently king of the Whiny-ass, cry-baby,
punk-bitch, little girls! I'm playing a medic and am currently
defending a hot zone around a flag that my team has just taken.
There is still a good number of hostiles in the area and they
are trying to take the flag back. I run for cover behind a
building, and just as I'm about to get there, this guy jumps
out from around a corner and puts a volley of bullets into
my chest, bringing me down to almost zero health. He then
quickly turns and runs back behind the building again. Well,
Since he jumped out and surprised me, and I was getting shot,
BY HIM, I didn't notice that he was on my team. It's a hot
zone with a lot of battle going on, and he just popped out
and started shooting me... naturally, I thought he was an
enemy. He's now disappeared around the corner of the building,
so I pull out a grenade and get ready to lob it into where
he's hiding. Before I could throw the grenade, however, he
darts back out in front of me, and I see that he's blue. My
grenade is already cocked and ready to fly, so I turn in the
exact opposite direction to where he is, quickly check my
mini map to make sure no friendlies are there, and throw the
grenade to that location. So, what does this moron do? He
runs STRAIGHT to where I threw the grenade and gets himself
blown up. What a tool! None the less, I issue a "Sorry
chief!", run over to him and revive him. After he almost
TKed me, after he ran directly to where I just lobbed a grenade,
after I revive his dead ass, what does he do? He punishes
me for a TK!!! FUCKING MORON! So, I initiate a kick vote.
Pretty soon a message appears in team chat from Brindgar:
"Why am I being kicked?" - "Because you're
a whiny-ass, punk-bitch little girl." is my response.
"Me? I haven't said anything to anyone all game!"
he replies. "You punish for doing stupid shit that's
your fault" I respond. "Fuck you nub" comes
his reply. "Up yours little girl!" I answer. - "Fuck
you nub?" Nub? Apparently, he believes that I'm just
a small lump or protuberance of some sort?!?!?! Man, I wish
there was a way to incorporate a minimum IQ requirement in
this game. A minimum I.Q. requirement of around 30 or so would
likely get rid of the imbeciles like Brindgar. [Back to top] [Back
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Category-2
Offenders: [SG_Saberwulf]
SG_Saberwulf
- Hey pal, congratulations! You are officially a
whiny-ass, cry-baby! Those mobile AAs can't see too well,
especially when their turrets are pointed straight up while
firing at an enemy chopper. For future reference, don't run
in front of one while it's speeding across a field. And, if
you do, DON'T PUNISH FOR IT! [Back to top] [Back
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Live image from a video camera installed above an
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