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March 2006
Top 10 Weirdest Lego Creations - Lego is cool... but if you've got a hankerin' to build a full-scale Volvo out of them, then you just might be in desperate need of a woman! (added 03/07/06)
February 2006
LifeGem - There's no need to mourn the loss of your recently departed loved one! Not when you can compress their bodily carbon content into a diamond like stone and mount him or her into a circular metal band that you can wear around your finger for the rest of your life! Because, hell, that's romantic! (added 02/27/06)
The Kid From Brooklyn - Michael Caracciolo aspires to greater things than just running his own ticket business. He also wants to be an actor! If you'd like, you can sample some of his fine work on-line! Or, find out how you can send him $20.00 USD for a an autographed 8X10 colour glossy! (added 02/22/06)
L.E.D. Live! - Have you ever wanted to see your name in lights... or any other message that you can think up? Well, here's your chance! (added 02/19/06)
January 2006
Swearsaurus - is the world's largest resource of multilingual swearing. It will teach you a vast array of swearing, profanity, obscenity, blasphemy, cursing, cussing, and insulting in a massive 170 languages - because it's good to experience cultural diversity! (added 01/31/06)
Don't Call This! - People don't seem to pay much attention to the rules of dontcallthis.com. As of the time of this writing, 4,164 people had in fact "called this!" Luckily for us, we can hear what they had to say! (added 01/29/06)
Mensa-like I.Q test. - This is an interesting and somewhat different MENSA style I/Q test. See if you can beat me at it. I answered 23 of the 33 answers correctly (and three of the ones I missed are definitely due to cultural bias.) I'm also quite confident that had I spent a little more time on it, I would have eventually gotten 2 more. (added 01/22/06)
Romance Novel Cover Generator - Turn your picture into a romance novel cover. Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversary or wedding gift. If you've ever dreamed of being on the cover of a Harlequin Romance Novel, this is as close as you're likely to get.(added 01/21/06)
November 2005
Liquid Cereal! - What could be the motivation of producing cereal in liquid form? Is it to cut down on lengthy preparation times? If you can't seem to fit the act of pouring cereal into a bowl into your hectic day... then liquid cereal might just be for you! (added 11/30/05)
Computer Stupidities - It's a baffling phenomenon that in today's society an individual, who might in other circumstances be considered smart and wise, can sit down in front of a computer screen and instantly lose every last shred of common sense he ever possessed. (added 11/15/05)
Balls! - This website certainly has A LOT of balls! Behold! The mighty blue-ball machine! (added 11/12/05)
Celestia - I've become completely addicted to this amazing program! Hooray for freely distributable, high-quality software! "Celestia is a real-time space simulation that lets you experience our universe in three dimensions." This is an AMAZING learning tool for those interested in astronomy! (added 11/11/05)
Jell-O® Shot Science! - Science finally answers the age old question "What is the Ultimate Jell-O® Shot?" But why not just drink the vodka straight? (added 11/05/05)
October 2005
CyberSex with BloodNinja - BloodNinja is into some crazy kinky cyber sex! He's also into publishing the transcripts on the web. (added 10/30/05)
Survival Tin - You too can survive for 72 hours in the wilderness.. all you need is an empty tin of Altoids and some other stuff. (added 10/19/05)
Modern Living - I delayed in adding this entry for some time, just because I didn't feel like typing out: "Han Hoogerbrugge." And, his site is created entirely in flash (text and all) so copy and paste is out of the question. Anyway, it's some very interesting flash animation! (requires Flash) - (added 10/10/05)
George Bush Hates Boobies! - George Jr. definitely DOES NOT want you to rate ANYONE's boobies, Mr.!!! (added 10/08/05)
The Kickoff! - This little flash game makes sense... you're a football player on Easter Island. So, you need to kick a football as far as you can, 4 times. See if you can beat my high score of 265 yards, which I achieved on my fourth attempt. (requires Flash) - (added 10/06/05)
September 2005
Wildcam Africa - National Geographic has set up a 24/7 live webcam looking out on a popular pond in Africa where wildlife often gather. (added 9/30/05)
Steve-O Drunk - His parents must be so proud! Steve-O shows up on Adam Corrola's show completely hammered, and proceeds to make a "Jackass" out of himself. It does make for some damn funny viewing though! (added 9/28/05)
And dance - and dance, and dance, and dance, and dance! Would you go to the prom with her? Make sure to keep watching at least until the "grandmother" scene. (added 09/26/05)
Dr. Joe's Amazing Quiz! - Take this short on-line quiz and prepare to be astonished by the results! Answer the questions truthfully and you will be amazed at what a computer can know about you! It can be down-right spooky! (added 09/24/05)
Are you gullible? - Take the "Gullibility Factor Test" and find out for yourself. Now you can know if you are a true freethinker, or hopeless mind slave! I scored an 82, which apparently puts me in the top 5 percentile of free thinkers... see if you can do better! (added 09/20/05)
Piracy Is Wrong - No matter who the pirates are. Independent film-maker Callard Harris lets his feelings be known! (added 9/16/05)
Big Bill Hell's - Baltimore's filthiest car dealership. Apparently, it's also home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland, guaranteed! (language warning) (Added 09/03/05)
August 2005
The Radio Locator - You can use this ultra-useful utility to find any radio station in the world that broadcasts on the internet! (added 08/29/05)
Top 10 Urinals - There are truly some amazing urinals in the world! It's also amazing that someone out there keeps track of this sort of thing. (added 8/26/05)
Beer Coasters of the World! - Ever wonder just what people use to set their beer on in Moldavia, or Uzbekistan? Well, now you can see for yourself! (added 8/22/05)
Presidential Speechalist - Meet the genius behind the idiocy! Meet: Harlan McCraney! (added 08/17/05)
July 2005
The Waitress - So THAT's what it's like to be a waitress! See if you can beat my score of 5732. Of course, it shouldn't be that difficult as I only played this game once. (requires Flash) (added 07/2305)
Bowling! - See if you can beat my personal best of 146 in this classic game of bowling! (requires Flash) (added 07/18/05)
Rubber Johnny - I remember seeing a small snippet of this video a couple of years back. This is a really cool piece of film. Rubber Johnny was created by Chris Cunningham for Warp Films and features a score by Aphex Twin. (added 07/16/05)
Galloway Video - Facing accusation of political misdeeds, Scottish politico George Galloway led a one-man-attack on Congress for their complicity in the Iraq War. It takes guts to sit in front of congress and tell it like it is! Go get 'em George! (added 07/11/05)
June 2005
The Starship Enron's Prize - "Too Stupid to be President" brings us: "Star Trek, The Previous Generation." It's funny because it's true! (requires Flash) (added 06/26/05)
Blackstronauts - I bet you weren't even aware of the old negro space progam! (added 06/22/05)
Triumph: Not Wacko 4 Jacko! - Regardless of my personal opinions of the Michael Jackson verdict, (which you can get the gist of by reading this.) This installment by "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" is still DAMN FUNNY! (added 06/18/05)
Boom Boom Volleyball - Featuring Candi & Missy. Apparently, if you beat level 5, the girls play topless. I can't get past level 2. (requires Flash) (added 06/14/05)
Bad Singer - Even before karaoke was invented, you could see the underlying, subconscious social desire for such an artistic outlet in society. (added 06/10/05)
Pentagon Strike - Was it really a Boeing 757 that hit the Pentagon on 9/11... or was it really a monkey that flew out of my butt? Watch this short flash movie and decide for yourself. (requires Flash) (added 06/08/05)
Smokers, Show Your Faces! - Forces International is looking for a few good photos of people who are enjoying their cigarettes, pipes and cigars.You can even win prizes! (added 06/07/05)
De-Animator - Shoot zombies! A flash game based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft (One of my favorite authors.) See if you can beat my personal best of 108 zombies. (requires Flash) (added 06/06/05)
Mini-Putt - Play mini-golf on-line. See if you can beat my best score of 29! (requires Flash) - (added June 5th, 2005)
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Random fact that you probably didn't know:
Under the terms of the new Patriot Act prosecutors will be able to seek the death penalty in cases where "defendants gave financial support to umbrella organizations without realizing that some of its adherents might eventually commit violence"? So, if YOU unknowingly give money to a charity that turns out to be connected to a terrorist group, you could be executed.  
Random Quote:
"The true horror of 1984 is not what was done to Winston Smith. The true horror was that the vast majority of the populace was happy, content, and believed that what their government was doing was "right."
- David MacLean, alt.smokers FAQ, 1998  

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