Born Derek R. Audette on June 16th, 1971 in Hull, Quebec, Canada.

Derek R. Audette has been called one of Canada’s most promising and potentially important young artists. CultureCentric has recently included him in their list of "Prominent Gen-Xer Celebrities" - naming him as a "prominent leader" in the field of art. His musical compositions have appeared in hundreds of films and television, radio and Internet broadcasts and he has performed in front of audiences across the continent. His paintings have been shown all over the globe and his conceptual art pieces have gained him widespread notoriety.

While Audette is primarily known for his unique and imaginative styles of poetry, music and abstract painting, he has also experimented extensively with video, digital art, photography and various forms of conceptual art. It has been said that as an artist "Audette possesses one of the broadest and most diverse ranges of talent among Canadian artists today."

He smokes, he drinks, he's been known to indulge in the occasional consumption of certain psychoactive substances, he collapses wave functions, he's part Mi'kmaq, and he bangs on those damn drums 'till all hours of the morning, playing his crazy "ya-ya" music. To some he is known simply as "Birdy", to others "Hippie" and to others still as "That crazy long-hair with the strange sleeping habits, who only comes out at night and lives in that house where there's never any lights on." (Click here to read rest of the bio)

 

A Condition of Expereience - by Derek R. Audette
The new book by
Derek R. Audette:
"A Condition of Experience"
is available now!
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Alive in the House of the Monkey King
Derek R. Audette's first work of collected poetry:
"Alive In The House Of The Monkey King"
is available now!
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Private banks create money out of nothing! When you take out a loan at a bank, the amount that you borrow is simply typed into your bankbook. Seconds earlier it didn't exist! But, YOU now owe that money TO the bank, + interest! Most people mistakenly believe that any loan you take is somehow backed with real cash. This isn't so. Banks are required to back only a very tiny percentage of the amount of money they create out of thin air with real cash. Banks can simply create money out of nothing, but YOU can't. You have to get your money from private banks or other lending institutions.  

Miscellany & Minutiae
David Firth Flash Movies - A library of usually quite dark and quite ingenious animated flash movies by artist David Firth. (added 04/28/06)
Evil Garden Art! - What is it? And, should it die? Is the very fact that this abomination actually exists on this planet proof of a foul, "dark side" to human existence? (added 04/22/06)
UNCLE BOOGER'S BUMPER DUMPER® - U.S. Patent # 6125480. The Ultimate Portable toilet for the outdoorsman. The only hitch mounted portable toilet patented to use any standard full size toilet seat. It's the most comfortable,stable and sanitary porta potty in the world.(added 03/24/06)
The Amazing Bounc-O-Meter! - Choose your cup size, choose your level of activity... and watch your boobs bounce! They're bouncing! If there's anything cooler than bouncing boobs, I haven't found it! (added 03/10/06)
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Derek's Reading Recommendations
Gilligan's Wake : A Novel
In Gilligan's Wake, Esquire columnist Tom Carson takes a shaky premise---20th-century American culture as seen through the characters of Gilligan's Island--and turns it into a feverishly imaginative jigsaw puzzle of a book. Each castaway has been given a bizarre, interconnected history, which they recount in the book's seven chapters.
The Last Night of The Earth Poems
Now in his seventh decade, Bukowski is preoccupied with death, but in such a way that he spices his usual flat monotone with bits of welcome humor. While continuing his focus on life in bars and at the racetrack, these poems enlarge the meditative tone begun in You Get So Alone at Times That It Just Makes Sense
Oh The Things I Know
Al Franken, or Dr. Al Franken as he prefers to be called, has written the first truly indispensable book of the new millennium. Filled with wisdom, observations, and practical tips you can put to work right away, Oh, the Things I Know! is a cradle-to-grave guide to living, an easy-to-follow user's manual for human existence.